You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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