That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Randomize
