We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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