Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
