Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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