it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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