yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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