your thong is hanging out like whoa
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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