I just made out with a guy for $7.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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