Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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