it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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