For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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