? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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