Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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