By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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