I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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