can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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