your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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