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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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