you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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