So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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