Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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