you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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