bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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