I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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