just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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