It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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