oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
