Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dignity is for republicans.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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