This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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