So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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