let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
