stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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