remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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