Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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