She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you would pick up someone in the library
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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