Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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