you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
