oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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