Buhtt sex?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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