6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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