he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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