if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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