It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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