we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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