Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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