I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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