I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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