so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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