Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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