your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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