Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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